Browse Professor Quotes
I don't care what you say about me in evaluations, I am tenured!
—Dr. Phil Malone MBA 621
I sho' am glad you brought a knife to a GUN FIGHT!
—Dr. Chester Quarles, professor of Criminal Justice, Ole Miss...He says this line almost EVERYDAY!!!
Sukanek, Is this equation important?
...pause...class, yes?
Sukanek, No!!!!! This equation is...VERY IMPORTANT!!!
...pause...class, yes?
Sukanek, No!!!!! This equation is...VERY IMPORTANT!!!
—Dr. Peter Sukanek, Department Chair Chemical Engineering, All classes.
I don't think that is a possibility.
—Dr. Cousley, ECON 302Answering a student's complaint at the distance learning center in Tupelo about wanting to receive the same learning opportunities as the students in Oxford.
You should all be more like Coop . . . he is the ideal student!
—Professor Luckett
I enjoy making snide comments.
—Professor of Economics, Chris Hanes, to his MBA class on May 1, 2000.
You know every time I open the DM it's about gay this and gay that. I don't hate gays, don't get me wrong. Actually I'm friends with some, I just don't like what they do.
—Professor Kirk Wakefield,Sports Marketing, TTh 4pm,
If you tell me your industry is immune to recession, but actually sales
growth slows in the recession, I will hunt you down and kill you [and then eat you].
growth slows in the recession, I will hunt you down and kill you [and then eat you].
—Prof Chris Hanes - MBA 624- one of many incentives to write your paper well.
Brittney Spears...are they real or fake?
—Mr. Meredith, Finance 331
Change is bad and should be avoided and fought at all costs.
—Professor of Economics, Chris Hanes, to his MBA class on May 1, 2000.
Your complaints are like manna from Heaven for me!
—Dr. Malone, MBA 621
Don't worry about it!
—Dr. Womer MBA 623
on the possible suspension or expulsion from the program
You people should have started reading for my class last summer!
—Dr. Phil Malone MBA 621
Any successful MBA program must have a class on conventional display services that teach the students that the carpet must come before the table
—Dr. Sloan - MBA 623
Look into figure number B.
—Dr. Sharma, ENGR 309
Is that a TAG or a POS.
—Prof. RayburnAsking his students what kind of watch they wear.
I've got some bad news today... (long pause) spring break is over. (Said jokingly Wednesday 03-15-2000, 3 days after returning from spring break)
—Dr. Schoenly: CSCI112 (Computer Science II)